Thursday, November 30, 2006

How To Achieve Inner Peace

I am passing this on to all of you because it definitely works, and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfadel, a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!!
Feel free to pass this on to those whom you think might be in the need for some inner peace.
CHEERS!!!
And THANK YOU DR. PHIL....HE IS SOOOOO VERY WONDERFUL.

1 comment:

Life's a Stitch said...

Like your logic,
Li